Panda In The Trash

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Victor Jeffreys II

08/26/13 09:00AM

Filed to: PANDA

Stuffed panda found in the trash. (Lower East Side, NYC)

Earnest The Betrayer Victor Jeffreys II 08/26/13 10:26AM

What was the point of this "news" story? This was not news. I do not give two shits about a panda in a garbage bag except to tell you how fucking useless this story was. I read Gawker to read news, not to read about stuffed animals in the garbage.

Victor Jeffreys II Earnest The Betrayer 09/03/13 10:32AM

ok!

CotterMartin Victor Jeffreys II 08/26/13 09:49AM

Thank fucking God you informed us all of this.

cheerful_exgirlfriend Victor Jeffreys II 08/26/13 09:50AM

I'm guessing bed bugs.

SUSPECT__IS__HATLESS cheerful_exgirlfriend 08/26/13 10:00AM

Is it weird that I feel sorry for him?

cheerful_exgirlfriend SUSPECT__IS__HATLESS 08/26/13 10:15AM

No. But you have to keep in mind he wants you to feel sorry for him and take him home and put him on your bed so his creepy crawly friends can ruin your life.

SUSPECT__IS__HATLESS cheerful_exgirlfriend 08/26/13 10:18AM

Sometimes when you really love someone, you tolerate their bugs.

Crestfallen Commenter Victor Jeffreys II 08/26/13 09:54AM

Panda in the Trash sounds like a good name for a rock band.