Secret Santa Knows My Secret

I got the best secret Santa gift ever. What did you get?



I got the best secret Santa gift ever. What did you get?


      
    One time I shit myself waiting in line. Because I'm a fucking human being.
      
    Great!
      
    Here's my gift!

      
    Thank you!
      
    In sock-saying picture order from 1 to 3 to 2, that describes any number of one night stands experienced anywhere in the world, at any given time.