Secret Santa Knows My Secret
I got the best secret Santa gift ever. What did you get?
I got the best secret Santa gift ever. What did you get?
One time I shit myself waiting in line. Because I'm a fucking human being.
Great!
Here's my gift!
Thank you!
In sock-saying picture order from 1 to 3 to 2, that describes any number of one night stands experienced anywhere in the world, at any given time.