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NSFW: The Delivery Man Has the Smallest Penis In Brooklyn
Victor Jeffreys II · 07/22/13 08:44AMSaturday afternoon, King County Bar in Brooklyn hosted the first annual Smallest Penis in Brooklyn Pageant. Six contestants, only five of which made it to the final round (contestant number 6, a tourist from France, got debilitatingly inebriated with his wife and had to bow out), participated in 3 rounds of intense competition for the prized designation and $200. (This is NOT SAFE FOR WORK. Repeat, there are penises in the vicinity and this post is not safe for work.)
An Ode to the Bicycles of Brooklyn
Casey Garret Johnson · 06/17/13 03:40PMF&M (L)A(U)NDROMA(T)
Victor Jeffreys II · 06/04/13 12:11PMNorman Avenue Laundry has been separating, washing, unloading, drying, loading, folding and occasionally eating socks in Greenpoint for over 35 years. If you have more than 22 pounds of laundry and think your time is worth at least $2.50 an hour, it is cheaper to drop it off and have it done than it is to do it yourself. Assuming they use Wisk™, this is probably the best deal in Brooklyn. NOTE: They no longer fold G-strings.