Here is a video of the systematic slaughter of hundreds of party lobsters. Do not fret, it was not for naught, all that perished during the production of the project were consumed at an Independence Day party on Long Island.

The Fourth of July is a time for beer, beaches, bathing suits, and if you are eating whole lobsters, bowels.

Cher and Chris Brown hosted a lobster party on Long Island over the weekend. Valerie Harper, Star Jones, and an unidentified man from Iran were a few of the notables in attendance.