Last night Jezebel celebrated the publication of The Book Of Jezebel at The Line and we got a little Picasso baby. You can see all of the portraits on DodgeandBurn's Facebook page.

Last night, Tanisha Scott auditioned hundreds of kids, ages 6-13, for the 16 competitive spots on the 2014 Brooklyn Nets Kids Dance Team and it was incredible. There were moments where I felt like I was in the gymnasium of the same school that Beyoncé was eating apples in—which, by some odd form of the transitive property—made me feel like Beyoncé.

Last night marked the official launch of Dodge & Burn, with a steamy launch party hosted on Gawker HQ's rooftop. There were 100 pizzas, 400 fabulous people, 3 bathrooms, 2 bars, 1 projector and a 30 minute wait to get in—it was a grand ol' time.