Richard Johnson, I Have Your Stuff!

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Victor Jeffreys II

11/08/13 02:00PM

Filed to: RICHARD JOHNSON

Nice to meet you last night, should I leave your stuff here in the office with Hamilton?

Email me! victor@gawker.com

TheInfantTyrone Victor Jeffreys II 11/08/13 03:03PM

Richard, checkbooks and Valentino ties are relics of late capitalism. Dinner is closely behind. You couldn't have been bothered to pull this shit open-collared over breakfast, with cash?

The_Mockingbird Victor Jeffreys II 11/08/13 03:12PM

Being a Midwestern Gauchebag, I don't have oversized black glasses, elaborately tousled hair, or dining habits that are the culinary equivalent of rising bareback.

As a result I am unfamiliar with the New York City intelligentsia, so I had no idea who Richard Johnson was.

That being said, "Richard Johnson" is not the kind of name I'm going to Google in a cavalier fashion, as I suspect a high probability of porn-related results.

carlaspadeaspade Victor Jeffreys II 11/08/13 03:27PM

Who carries a checkbook to dinner???

LittleDebbieSnatchCake Victor Jeffreys II 11/10/13 06:55PM

What a name! Dick. Johnson. Wonder if his middle name is Rod? or Willy?