Stand Clear Of The Closing Doors (And The Poop)
(Prince St. subway stop, SOHO)
(Prince St. subway stop, SOHO)
(yawn) Subway shit? Sooooooooo jejune. Put me off my appetite, though. I can now avoid my too-frequent 3:30 vending machine visit.
Um, not to be mean or anything, but this ain't nuttin'. Now, clean the gutters in a cow barn when one the she-devils sneezes and poops at the same time. A 4# semi-liquid horizontal projectile that can knock a full grown man down. Tho, cow poo is a lot more pleasant smellin' than human subway poo.
Can't they keep Megyn Kelly out of the subways?