(Prince St. subway stop, SOHO)

Saturday afternoon, King County Bar in Brooklyn hosted the first annual Smallest Penis in Brooklyn Pageant. Six contestants, only five of which made it to the final round (contestant number 6, a tourist from France, got debilitatingly inebriated with his wife and had to bow out), participated in 3 rounds of intense competition for the prized designation and $200. (This is NOT SAFE FOR WORK. Repeat, there are penises in the vicinity and this post is not safe for work.)